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CONTAX-Florida's Finest

MARCH 6, 1991

CONTAX-Florida's Finest

SEX In The News

By Boyd McDonald

Says Soldiers Stuck

Sausage In His Hole

Like American athletic teams and fraternities, Australian soldiers use a form of homosexual horseplay known as "initiation" or "hazing" to discharge unacceptable sexual content from their minds. Periodically, the victims get the last laugh by bringing the bullies to court.

In Singleton Local Court, Australia, two 18-year-old recruits testified that soldiers. at Singleton Army Barracks ganged up on them in a traditional sexual initiation rite before 100 spectators, according to the Sydney, Australia Daily Telegraph.

One testified that he "was dragged from his sleeping bag, punched, and stripped of his pants before the soldiers rubbed food across his buttocks and pushed a sausage or frankfurt into his

anus."

The youth must have an unusually large butt hole; a fucking frankfurter would bend if it met resistance from a tight hole.

Another 18-year-old testified that while other soldiers held him to the floor by his arms and legs, a 30-year-old bombardier "grabbed my genitals and placed his lips against my testicles."

This is an especially excruciating torture, as anyone who has ever had his balls kissed or licked can testify.

One of the men charged with indecent sexual assault, a 26-year-old, allegedly told police that the initiation "has been done for years."

Another soldier confirmed that the sexual horseplay is well established and is "a

topic of discussion amongst the men." Violent homosexual horseplay in the British military is also reported occasionally. For some reason it has never caught on in the American military, who, however, to judge from their conversation, have homosexuality constantly on their minds, such as they are.

R.O.T.C. Bus "Covered With Urine And Vomit"

The Reserve Officers Training Corps does not admit homosexuals. The outfit appears to be rather conflicted in other ways as well, to judge from an item in the "Police Beat" column in the New Bedford, Massachusetts Standard-Times. The paper says that a cop described two school buses used by the University of Rhode Island R.O.T.C. unit as "covered with urine and vomit."

A resident of Essex Road on North Kingston called the cops' attention to these buses at 8:47 one Saturday evening by reporting that the two buses "stopped in front of his house and allowed several passengers to urinate on his lawn."

Police confiscated "beer, wine, and champagne" from the buses, which were transporting the R.O.T.C. etudiants to "a function at the Quidnessett Country Club."

The question is, if the vomiting, pissing cadets were in this condition en route to the party, what condition were they in when they left it.

A Note on Style

It is apparently all right now in the mainstream media to use the word "sucking" to describe sexual activity a middle class magazine, Parade, has so used it.

So far, toes are the only part of the anatomy that can, in mainstream writing, be sucked; it was toes that were sucked in the Parade item.

Little by little, the mainstream media are closing the gap between sexual activ-

ity and clear descriptions of it. If toes are now officially being sucked, can cocks be far behind? Indeed, can behinds be far behind?

The "straight" press continues to run more news about homosexual sex than the gay press does. The only desire expressed in most gay newspapers is the desire for respectability. But no paper can be respectable if it covers its subject so incompletely.

What the reader gets from most gay papers is the unspoken message that sex is unspeakable. Most of the gay press and most of the gay organizations lead their followers in sexual shame and guilt.

But most men who are openly gay are closet homosexuals. Perhaps someday the gay press will come out of the homosexual closet.

Cops Say He Filmed Men Undressing, Pissing

That a former Princeton University psychology researcher is a conscientious man who works hard to obtain data he wants can be seen in his arrest record.

Police arrested him at the Quaker Bridge Mall "after a mall security officer said he saw someone positioning a mirror under a stall in the men's bathroom," according to a clipping from a paper identified only as "A Packer Publication."

The paper continues, "Police say they confiscated the (man's videotape) camera. A tape inside was said to have shown CONTINUED ON PAGE 18

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